Tag Archives: health

Douche of the Week: Guy in the Barefoot Shoes

Dear Guy in the Barefoot Shoes, Thank you. I was afraid my douche thermometer was broken, as it hadn’t reached fever pitch in quite some time. You rectified that. In fact you raised the temperature to its highest level yet. … Continue reading

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He’s Got David Beckham Dreams With An Elton John Body

It struck me today when I was working out how much time I spend trying to achieve a body type that is probably out of my reach. (Shut up Crossfitters, yes some things are unattainable.) It most likely had to … Continue reading

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Thoughts From the Gym, Vol 2

Apparently hot and skinny people don’t hit the gym at 8pm on a Sunday night because my gym which is located at the corner of Models Ave and Five Percent Body Fat St. closes by 8pm on weekends. The Fat … Continue reading

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