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Thoughts From the Gym, Hunger Games Edition
Is that Peeta Mellark? That’s Peeta Mellark. He’s the size of my leg. I could totally beat him at The Hunger Games. Wait, how long could I go without eating? Maybe he would beat me. My strategy would have to … Continue reading
The January Gym Newbies
January is that four week period of the year where every fat kid and their mother decide to hit the gym. Case in point: Last week there was a line for the valet at my gym seven cars deep, and … Continue reading
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Tagged Fat Kid, fat kids, Gym, Gym Resolutions, Gym Valet, January, L.A. Fitness, The Enabler, Valet, Yoga Chick
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Thoughts from the Gym, Downton Abbey Edition
If my trainer ever degraded me by having me work out right next to the snack stand I’d immediately go home and shame eat. No, Yoga Chick; do not smile at me, I will not be pulled into the … Continue reading
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Tagged chocolate, Crawleys, Downton Abbey, Fat, fat kids, Gym, Kid, LA Fitness, Thoughts From the Gym, TV
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On Spin Class
Because the holiday season is upon us and because there is a 99.9% chance that I’m going to wind up breaking down and buying these: (and yes I’ll probably eat the entire box while sitting in my car in the … Continue reading
Posted in Fat Kid's Thoughts, Fitness, Thoughts From the Gym, Uncategorized, Weight
Tagged diet, EDM, Fat, Fat Kid, fat kids, Flashdance, Gingerbread Men, Gym, Holidays, L.A. Fitness, Men's Health, nachos, Naturally Thin, south beach diet, spin, spin class, The Enabler, The Hobbit, Trader Joe's, twitter, workout
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My Gym Nemesis
It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that I have a gym nemesis. In fact I have a few nemeses. However it was a shock to me that the plural of nemesis isn’t nemesi-because that seems way more fun … Continue reading
On relationships. And cheating.
Remember the first time you fell in love? Exhilarating and monumental, right? The best relationships make you feel smart, sexy and content. They’re incredibly fun and extremely exciting. Until they’re not. And then you get fat. It’s inevitable, you’re feeling single, sexy and … Continue reading
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Tagged cheating, Fat, Fat Kid, fat kids, Gym, Ice Cream, love, relationships, sex, Trader Joe's, trader joe's vanilla ice cream, vanilla ice cream
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