Tag Archives: Glee

Douche of the Week: Guy in the Barefoot Shoes

Dear Guy in the Barefoot Shoes, Thank you. I was afraid my douche thermometer was broken, as it hadn’t reached fever pitch in quite some time. You rectified that. In fact you raised the temperature to its highest level yet. … Continue reading

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Details Magazine, or You’re Fat, Lazy and Not F***able.

I woke up today with a stiff neck. Never one to put my health at risk I called my doctor decided it would be prudent to skip the gym. That doesn’t mean I neglected my health. I used my allotted gym … Continue reading

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