Tag Archives: fitness

Thoughts From the Gym, Hunger Games Edition

Posted on January 17, 2013 by

Is that Peeta Mellark? That’s Peeta Mellark. He’s the size of my leg. I could totally beat him at The Hunger Games. Wait, how long could I go without eating? Maybe he would beat me. My strategy would have to … Continue reading →

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Douche of the Week: Guy in the Barefoot Shoes

Posted on January 11, 2013 by

Dear Guy in the Barefoot Shoes, Thank you. I was afraid my douche thermometer was broken, as it hadn’t reached fever pitch in quite some time. You rectified that. In fact you raised the temperature to its highest level yet. … Continue reading →

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My Gym Nemesis

Posted on October 4, 2012 by

It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that I have a gym nemesis. In fact I have a few nemeses. However it was a shock to me that the plural of nemesis isn’t nemesi-because that seems way more fun … Continue reading →

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No, I’m not trying Crossfit.

Posted on August 15, 2012 by

In the world of exercise nothing has risen to cult status quicker than Crossfit. I don’t mean that as a compliment. Everyone who’s nobody is doing it, and they all seem to think they’ve won the golden ticket. Crossfitters posses a … Continue reading →

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