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The January Gym Newbies
January is that four week period of the year where every fat kid and their mother decide to hit the gym. Case in point: Last week there was a line for the valet at my gym seven cars deep, and … Continue reading
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Tagged Fat Kid, fat kids, Gym, Gym Resolutions, Gym Valet, January, L.A. Fitness, The Enabler, Valet, Yoga Chick
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Taylor Swift: Girl, You Need a Fat Friend
One of my favorite pastimes is shoving cake down my throat. One of my other favorite pastimes is listening to the latest Taylor Swift album, Red. It’s all sorts of amazing, like a carrot cake with a cream cheese frosting … Continue reading
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Tagged All Too Well, Britney, Britney and kevin, Britney Spears, Fat, fat kids, I Knew You Were Trouble When You walked in, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift, joe jonas, John Mayer, Jonas, jonas brothers, K-Fed, Kevin Federline, Oops...I did it again, Red, Selena Gomez, skinny, Stay Stay Stay, Talyor Swift and John Mayer, Taylor and Selena, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift Red, Taylor Swift skinny, The Moment I Knew, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
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Thoughts from the Gym, Downton Abbey Edition
If my trainer ever degraded me by having me work out right next to the snack stand I’d immediately go home and shame eat. No, Yoga Chick; do not smile at me, I will not be pulled into the … Continue reading
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Tagged chocolate, Crawleys, Downton Abbey, Fat, fat kids, Gym, Kid, LA Fitness, Thoughts From the Gym, TV
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On Spin Class
Because the holiday season is upon us and because there is a 99.9% chance that I’m going to wind up breaking down and buying these: (and yes I’ll probably eat the entire box while sitting in my car in the … Continue reading
Posted in Fat Kid's Thoughts, Fitness, Thoughts From the Gym, Uncategorized, Weight
Tagged diet, EDM, Fat, Fat Kid, fat kids, Flashdance, Gingerbread Men, Gym, Holidays, L.A. Fitness, Men's Health, nachos, Naturally Thin, south beach diet, spin, spin class, The Enabler, The Hobbit, Trader Joe's, twitter, workout
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Hey Chris Christie: Try the Salad.
Dear Gov. Christie, You and I have two things in common. We’re both from New Jersey and we both love cheese steaks. The similarities end there though because I enjoy a cheese steak once or twice a year and from … Continue reading
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Tagged cheese steak, Chris Christie, Chris Christie eat, Chris Christie fat, Chris Christie food, chris christie obese, chris christie obesity, Chris Christie speech, Chris Christie Weight, climate change, Convention, convention Tampa, Fat, Fat Kid, fat kids, global warming, heart disease, New Jersey, obesity, Philly cheese steak, Political convention, Republican Convention, science
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On relationships. And cheating.
Remember the first time you fell in love? Exhilarating and monumental, right? The best relationships make you feel smart, sexy and content. They’re incredibly fun and extremely exciting. Until they’re not. And then you get fat. It’s inevitable, you’re feeling single, sexy and … Continue reading
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Tagged cheating, Fat, Fat Kid, fat kids, Gym, Ice Cream, love, relationships, sex, Trader Joe's, trader joe's vanilla ice cream, vanilla ice cream
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On Passing Out. And General Hospital.
Remember that episode of General Hospital when Robin Scorpio passed out at the gym from working out too hard? No. Before she had HIV. I don’t know what year. Ricky Martin wasn’t livin la vida loca; he was still living in … Continue reading
Are you there God? It’s Me, the Fat Kid.
Hey God, Remember me? You gave me cancer and made me fat on top of it. Not cool. Anywho… I was thinking…There’s a way you can make it up to me. Here’s the thing: I’ve been doing Taylor Lautner’s ab … Continue reading
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Tagged abs, Fat, Fat Kid, fat kids, God, goth, Kristen Stewart, Pray, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner abs, Taylor Lautner's ab workout, Taylor Lautners abs, Twilight
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The Best Friend a Fat Kid Could Have
One of my earliest memories is being five years old and walking around the block to the candy store with the other kids from my street. It stands out for two reasons. One, I believe it was the first I … Continue reading
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Tagged candy, candy shop, candy store, dance, dance floor, dancefloor, Debbie Gibson, egypt, Fat Kid, fat kids, Kids, Madonna, Open your Heart, Out of the Blue, Paula Abdul, shampoo, shoplift, Willy Wonka
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