Category Archives: Fat Kid’s Thoughts

On Spin Class

Because the holiday season is upon us and because there is a 99.9% chance that I’m going to wind up breaking down and buying these: (and yes I’ll probably eat the entire box while sitting in my car in the … Continue reading

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My Gym Nemesis

It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that I have a gym nemesis. In fact I have a few nemeses. However it was a shock to me that the plural of nemesis isn’t nemesi-because that seems way more fun … Continue reading

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10 Ways to Insult Skinny People

Hi there. It’s Monday- which for most people means the start of the work week. Monday is the Fat Kid’s Thursday. (But when every day of your life feels like a Wednesday what difference does it make?) Monday is also … Continue reading

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I Hate Your Profile Pic

Hey you. Naked guy. Yes you. Alone in a bathroom. Taking a picture in the mirror. I have some thoughts. … … Welcome to Facebook. There’s a place for this picture. This isn’t it. That place is called Craigslist. Look … Continue reading

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The Best Friend a Fat Kid Could Have

One of my earliest memories is being five years old and walking around the block to the candy store with the other kids from my street. It stands out for two reasons. One, I believe it was the first I … Continue reading

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No, I’m not trying Crossfit.

In the world of exercise nothing has risen to cult status quicker than Crossfit. I don’t mean that as a compliment. Everyone who’s nobody is doing it, and they all seem to think they’ve won the golden ticket. Crossfitters posses a … Continue reading

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Demonstrates a Lack of Self-Control

When I was in grammar school I always received excellent grades. However, on almost every report card I had a check in the “conduct” section next to the phrase “demonstrates a lack of self-control.” My grandmother Helen (who was a … Continue reading

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