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On Spin Class
Because the holiday season is upon us and because there is a 99.9% chance that I’m going to wind up breaking down and buying these: (and yes I’ll probably eat the entire box while sitting in my car in the … Continue reading
Posted in Fat Kid's Thoughts, Fitness, Thoughts From the Gym, Uncategorized, Weight
Tagged diet, EDM, Fat, Fat Kid, fat kids, Flashdance, Gingerbread Men, Gym, Holidays, L.A. Fitness, Men's Health, nachos, Naturally Thin, south beach diet, spin, spin class, The Enabler, The Hobbit, Trader Joe's, twitter, workout
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My Gym Nemesis
It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that I have a gym nemesis. In fact I have a few nemeses. However it was a shock to me that the plural of nemesis isn’t nemesi-because that seems way more fun … Continue reading
10 Ways to Insult Skinny People
Hi there. It’s Monday- which for most people means the start of the work week. Monday is the Fat Kid’s Thursday. (But when every day of your life feels like a Wednesday what difference does it make?) Monday is also … Continue reading
Posted in Fat Kid's Thoughts, Fitness, Uncategorized, Weight
Tagged Co-workers, Crossfit, crossfit WOD, Diet Coke, DJ Qualls, Jonah Hill, Monday, Pizza, Sally Struthers, Work
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I Hate Your Profile Pic
Hey you. Naked guy. Yes you. Alone in a bathroom. Taking a picture in the mirror. I have some thoughts. … … Welcome to Facebook. There’s a place for this picture. This isn’t it. That place is called Craigslist. Look … Continue reading
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Tagged craigslist, Facebook, goodreads, pic, pics pictures, Profile pic, the real housewives, valtrex, venn diagram
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The Best Friend a Fat Kid Could Have
One of my earliest memories is being five years old and walking around the block to the candy store with the other kids from my street. It stands out for two reasons. One, I believe it was the first I … Continue reading
Posted in Fat Kid's Thoughts
Tagged candy, candy shop, candy store, dance, dance floor, dancefloor, Debbie Gibson, egypt, Fat Kid, fat kids, Kids, Madonna, Open your Heart, Out of the Blue, Paula Abdul, shampoo, shoplift, Willy Wonka
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No, I’m not trying Crossfit.
In the world of exercise nothing has risen to cult status quicker than Crossfit. I don’t mean that as a compliment. Everyone who’s nobody is doing it, and they all seem to think they’ve won the golden ticket. Crossfitters posses a … Continue reading
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Tagged blockbuster video, bootcamp, Crossfit, Exercise, fitness, group exercise, hard candy fitness, Madonna, riesling, shakeweight, thighmaster, yoga
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Fat Kid’s Thoughts (Olympic Edition)
The Fat Kid in Me has been watching the Olympics. He’s obsessed with the Olympics. He would have loved to have been an Olympic athlete once upon a time. Unfortunately he has about as much discipline as the OctoMom at … Continue reading
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Tagged Bela Karolyi, Breyer's Ice Cream, Breyer's Vanilla Bean, Christina Aguilera, Danel Leyva, Debbie Phelphs, Dessert, Diving, Gymnastics, Ice Cream, Ice Cream Sandwhiches, Kerri Strug, Kohl's, Marta Karolyi, Michael Phelps, NBC, OctoMom, Olympics, Skinny Cow, Smash, Svelte Sanwhiches, Swimming, taquitos, The Voice, Tom Daley, Trader Joe's
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