- I can’t believe I ate McDonald’s last night
- i mean i believe it but god
- im gross
- what am i going to listen to?
- Britney
- duh
- oh hey Pasty Gym Stalker
- i feel bloated, can you stalk someone else today?
- why are you always on the stairmaster?
- i mean…
- who uses the stairmaster?
- is that Wilford Brimley?
- i think he’s dead
- Siri: is Wilford Brimley still alive?
- yes
- that’s not Wilford Brimley
- ugh i wanted to use the decline bench Inept Workout Buddies
- [pouts for a good three minutes]
- I guess I’ll do something else
- ↔back up, I’m working out here Tall Ginger Girl↔
- i’m a slaaaaaaave for you/
- i cannot hold it/
- i cannot control it
- I can never get that hand choreography right
- it looks like im doing the hand jive
- [pulls long red hair off shirt]
- what the fuck
- ???
- jesus
- [throws shade at Tall Ginger Girl]
- cooze
- IS THAT ANAKIN SKYWALKER?
- OH MY GOD THAT’S ANAKIN SKYWALKER
- the force is not with him
- his mirror must be in a galaxy far far away
- that mustache is not the one
- I bet his trainer thinks he’s Yoda
- He’s a ginger too
- WTF is going on in here?
- did they sell a Groupon on Ginger.com?
- I have to text I Drive a Big Truck, But I Swear I Have a Big Dick
- he loves Star Wars
- do they make a light saber emoticon?
- my mom called
- the phone isn’t on vibrate
- shit
- what’s my ringtone?
- REO Speedwagon
- whew
- Oh HEY Gym Crush!
- where are you going?
- really
- …
- that’s it?
- a CURSORY glance in my direction?
- it’s because I had that milkshake
- and that double cheeseburger
- and the six piece Mcnugget
- and the cookies
- fuck
- they’ll probably serve McDonald’s at my funeral
- screw you Gym Crush, I wasn’t going to say it but your hair cut looks awful
- i mean i can’t say it because we’ve never spoken
- whatever
- im on some other shit
- im not sweating you and your dumb haircut
- im working out next to ANAKIN so take that
- Oh please Tall Ginger Girl
- you do not know Anakin
- why are you talking to him
- ???????????????????????
- cooze
- I DONT KNOW HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE I WAS BORN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
- i need a happy Britney song
- boys
- re-mix
- on one
- [bounces shoulders]
- im gonna get wasted at Formerly Slutty in a Funny Way’s birthday party tonight
- who’s driving?
- i could take the train
- [laughs]
- gross
- why does everything look fuzzy?
- shit I just worked out for an hour and forty-five minutes
- I probably only burned off half that vanilla shake
- womanizer/womanizer/oh you’re a/womanizer
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