Thoughts From the Gym, Hunger Games Edition

Is that Peeta Mellark?
That’s Peeta Mellark.
He’s the size of my leg.
I could totally beat him at The Hunger Games.
Wait, how long could I go without eating?
Maybe he would beat me.
My strategy would have to be:kill him and then eat him.
Ugh.
He seems like he’d be gamey.
Why is everyone here wearing a headband except me?
I’m glad I’m not wearing a headband.
If aliens landed today they’d kill everyone with a headband and save me.
A thought about your tapered leg sweatpants: NO.
And that goes for you too, guy in the sweatpants with a zipper leg.
My skin looks awesome.
Probably because I’ve been going more vegan.
Oh shit those vegan oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
7 cookies at 140 calories each is…
ugh
where’s my phone?
Why hasn’t anyone texted me?
980
fuck
OUCH
That machine came outta nowhere
Oh no I have to tell Your Facebook Status Sounds Like a Suicide Note that her bearded gym crush has terrible B.O.
What if she stops coming to the gym?
I can’t tell her.
She probably wouldn’t even care.
I still don’t have the butt I want
fucking genetics
My abs look better
they’d look great if I stopped drinking
[laughs]
[laughs some more]
god I’d be intolerable
people would hate me
“yes, actually I am using that.”
“I’m in between sets.”
“sure, if you wipe it down.”
what an asshole
now I just feel like leaving
I can’t leave he’ll think I lied to him about being in between sets
…
god my hair looks good