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Monthly Archives: January 2013
I can’t believe I ate McDonald’s last night i mean i believe it but god im gross what am i going to listen to? Britney duh oh hey Pasty Gym Stalker i feel bloated, can you stalk someone else today? … Continue reading
Every black person at this gym knows each other. Does that make me racist? I’m not racist I have to ask black kevin that’s racist maybe if i start calling the other kevin i know, white kevin, its okay … … Continue reading
January is that four week period of the year where every fat kid and their mother decide to hit the gym. Case in point: Last week there was a line for the valet at my gym seven cars deep, and … Continue reading
Dear Guy in the Barefoot Shoes, Thank you. I was afraid my douche thermometer was broken, as it hadn’t reached fever pitch in quite some time. You rectified that. In fact you raised the temperature to its highest level yet. … Continue reading
One of my favorite pastimes is shoving cake down my throat. One of my other favorite pastimes is listening to the latest Taylor Swift album, Red. It’s all sorts of amazing, like a carrot cake with a cream cheese frosting … Continue reading