Monthly Archives: August 2012

Mariah: Let’s Talk, Fat Kid to Fat Kid.

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The Fat Kid in Me Twitter Round-up 8/12

When he’s not busy eating, The Fat Kid in Me enjoys tweeting. Often you can find him doing both. Highlights: The Fat Kid in Me ‏@TheFatKidInMe I need the number of a fro yo delivery service stat. The Fat Kid in … Continue reading

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F— You and Your F—ing Cleanse

Forgive my language, I really hate to be crass, but there’s a heat wave in Los Angeles and The Fat Kid in Me is feeling very irritable. Sure, when it’s 107 degrees in The Valley it’s a great excuse to … Continue reading

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Demonstrates a Lack of Self-Control

When I was in grammar school I always received excellent grades. However, on almost every report card I had a check in the “conduct” section next to the phrase “demonstrates a lack of self-control.” My grandmother Helen (who was a … Continue reading

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The Fat Kid at the Beach

The Fat Kid in Me has been hard at work in the gym, so it’s only fitting that he spend a day at the beach to show off his awesome average body. I brought along my friend, Naturally Thin (eye … Continue reading

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Thoughts From the Gym, Vol 2

Apparently hot and skinny people don’t hit the gym at 8pm on a Sunday night because my gym which is located at the corner of Models Ave and Five Percent Body Fat St. closes by 8pm on weekends. The Fat … Continue reading

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Fat Kid’s Thoughts (Olympic Edition)

The Fat Kid in Me has been watching the Olympics. He’s obsessed with the Olympics. He would have loved to have been an Olympic athlete once upon a time. Unfortunately he has about as much discipline as the OctoMom at … Continue reading

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