Monthly Archives: August 2012

Details Magazine, or You’re Fat, Lazy and Not F***able.

I woke up today with a stiff neck. Never one to put my health at risk I called my doctor decided it would be prudent to skip the gym. That doesn’t mean I neglected my health. I used my allotted gym … Continue reading

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On Male Models. And Chemo.

Let me break it down: I don’t want to hear about your “bro” Brayden from Oklahoma who was pursuing a degree in political science at Columbia before a scout discovered him at a Starbucks on the UWS and put him on the billboard … Continue reading

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No, I’m not trying Crossfit.

In the world of exercise nothing has risen to cult status quicker than Crossfit. I don’t mean that as a compliment. Everyone who’s nobody is doing it, and they all seem to think they’ve won the golden ticket. Crossfitters posses a … Continue reading

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Mariah: Let’s Talk, Fat Kid to Fat Kid.

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The Fat Kid in Me Twitter Round-up 8/12

When he’s not busy eating, The Fat Kid in Me enjoys tweeting. Often you can find him doing both. Highlights: The Fat Kid in Me ‏@TheFatKidInMe I need the number of a fro yo delivery service stat. The Fat Kid in … Continue reading

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F— You and Your F—ing Cleanse

Forgive my language, I really hate to be crass, but there’s a heat wave in Los Angeles and The Fat Kid in Me is feeling very irritable. Sure, when it’s 107 degrees in The Valley it’s a great excuse to … Continue reading

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Demonstrates a Lack of Self-Control

When I was in grammar school I always received excellent grades. However, on almost every report card I had a check in the “conduct” section next to the phrase “demonstrates a lack of self-control.” My grandmother Helen (who was a … Continue reading

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