Fat Kid Tip of the Day

When selecting a treadmill to use always choose the one between the two chunkiest people. This will make you feel skinnier and at the very least make it look like you’re running faster.

You can also use this tip in social settings by placing yourself between your largest friends.

If you don’t have any fat friends (all of my friends are fat kids on the inside but skinny bitches on the outside) , always choose the prettiest girl with the largest boobs breasts, because that way no one will be looking at you anyway.

And if you want to go the extra mile in looking good, find a douchey guy to raise the roof in your general vicinity, though he MUST be wearing a fedora.

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